Ecclesiophobia: An inordinate fear of anything and everything to do with the church or people from the church actually getting involved in our communities.
Ecnalubma: A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.
Ecologian: A theologian whose worldview is dominated by the world.
Ecominous: The doomsaying vision of pessimistic economists.
Econausea: One possible side-effect of an over-exposure to sundry environmentalists’ greenspeak and eco-babble scare tactics.
Econtrivance: A manipulation of the economic mechanism for political ends.
Ecstatology: The tendency of some Christians to allow ecstatic concern about the “End Times” to distract them from their responsibilities.
Eekonomics: The frightening financial projections of doom-and-gloom economists.
Elbonics: The sometimes not so subtle maneuvering of two people for one armrest in a on an airplane.
Elleceleration: Pressing an elevator button over and over again in an attempt to make it arrive quicker.
Elvistibule: A small shrine to the King of Rock and Roll—complete with velvet portrait and Avon commemorative collectibles.
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